ARTHUR “CHOKE NO JOKE” ALSTON

This week Producer / Director / Videographer - Arthur “Choke No Joke” Alston has been gracious enough to hang out and play with us.

Having produced and directed over 20 commercials to date for various artists in the industry for their album releases. Arthur “Choke No Joke” Alston is better known as a Producer/Director/Videographer and Editor of Television, Film and Video. Some know him from his recent stint as the Producer of BET’s Rap City; others from being a Producer and Videographer while working at Roc-A-Fella Records for 3 years during the Death of the Dynasty.

Check him out online: www.myspace.com/chokenojokeproductions

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1. Most hated word or phrase?

Nigger. When it’s used as a term of endearment from a person of non African decent. It’s uncomfortable.

2. Three things you can’t live without?

a. My Family
b. Hip-Hop
c. Shrimp from Famous Fish on 145th and St. Nicholas in Harlem

3. Do you have a secret crush on any of your co-workers?

I do. In these days of sexual harassment it will just remain just that, a secret crush. I bet she knows though.

4. Would you rather a fly chick with stinky feet or an ugly broad who smells like fresh flowers?

A fly chick with stink feet of course. I don’t care about a woman having stink feet. I have massaged a female feet after a long day at work before she bathed and her feet had a odor but it’s nothing that the bath that I have prepared for her couldn’t handle. I need a Quarter nothing less than a dime to be my lady. That is without the plastic surgery. I need something good to look at. I’ll buy some roses for the scent.

5. Would you rather go down on a chick that has herpes but hasn’t had an outbreak in over two years or eat someone else’s vomit?

That’s just nasty either way. Who wrote this question? They need help.

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Gimme 5! is T.O.U.R.’s new column, where every week we ask influential industry heads some off-the-cuff questions to see what they’re thinking about outside of their offices. We shoot straight from the hip in just 5 questions - whether it’s a writer, an artist, photographer, director or an E.P. (Executive Producer for you slow pokes), no one can escape our hot fiya! (LOL)

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